"I have a new theory about global warming, and I'm dead serious about this, so don't you go pooh-poohing it. You know, don't you, that there are 40 million baby boomer women in America, all being taken off their estrogen at the same time? Every room I walk into shoots up thirty degrees. Now think of 40 million women hot flashin'. I know I'm right. Get yourself somethin' to drink, sugar, while I cool down a bit."
--Taken from In Every Flower by Patti Hill
3 comments:
In this part of the world flatulent cattle are creating global destruction as well. What I think is funny is that all such tripe is taken seriously - instead of having a good laugh and then ignoring such bearers of doom.
You made me laugh this morning. Thanks!
LOL! That is hilarious! It's better than some other global warming theories...
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